fulminate
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Definition of fulminate
transitive verb: to utter or send out with denunciationfulminate a decree
intransitive verb: to send forth censures or invectivesfulminating against government regulators— Mark Singer
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This morning, I was scheduled for a 10:30 doctor appointment. Actually, I was told just some bloodwork before my annual exam next Wednesday.
First Fulmination: Log into your Healthcare portal with you user name and password. What? After looking for that, logging in, and answering a truckload of questions that they should already have on file after 15 years with the same doctor, then answer a zillion other questions. Am I depressed or anxious? Well, YAH! Now I am. I digress.
Second Fulmination: Instructions: Arrive 15 minutes before your appointment and check in via the portal. (What do old people with flip phones and no technology do?) Next time, I’m calling on the phone and plead ignorance and old age. So, I arrive at 10:10 and check in on my phone in my car. They don’t say, wait in your car or come up to the third floor. It just says, you are checked in. Now what? So, I go up. I checked in at the desk, and I receive a sheet of paper with lots of tests.

Third Fulmination: They inform me that not only am I having bloodwork, but also an EKG and a bone density scan. What? So, I wait in the waiting room. I see people coming and going and coming and going.
Fourth Fulmination:) Did you ever play that game with yourself, “If they don’t call my name next, I’m going to go to the desk and see if they forgot about me?” Well, I did that about 10 times. Now, it was 11:15. Remember, I checked in at 10:10? EVERYONE who came in after me had already been called and left. “Be patient!” Finally at 11:30, I told myself, if I’m not next, I’m going to check at the desk. Finally, the door opened, “Miss Antoinette?” I jumped up with delight, and the lady says, “Someone will be out to get you shortly.” Five more minutes pass.
No more fulminations. I decided that I would make the best of it and just be happy that I was finally being seen. I take that back, one more Fulmination… I had to get on the scale. NOOOO! With my shoes on, no less. By now, my blood pressure was 140/80. Normally, I’m 117/70.
The rest of the visit was great. Emerald was my technician who did the vitals and EKG. I asked if I needed to do a urine test? I told her I didn’t study. Just kidding. When she handed me the little plastic container, she asked if I was able to give a sample now. Duh! I told her I had to go to the bathroom an hour ago. I could fill a gallon container.

After being all hooked and nuked up for my EKG, Emerald took me down to the lab for bloodwork and my bone density.

Morgan and me.
My total visit, that expected to be under twenty minutes, took over two hours. But, that’s ok. I knew I was going to calm down when I stopped at church for Adoration, meditation, and my Sanctuary Sketching. (More on that tomorrow.) Just what the doctor ordered. An hour all alone in the Sanctuary.
I came home, tried to nap, to no avail, then made some phone calls, and took a steamy two mile walk.
Now, it’s time for my well-deserved Black Russian Friday.

Cheers, my friends. May your days be filled with fun and friends and NO FULMINATIONS!